Should you find Bruce and manage to defeat this Great Wyrm, you will be rewarded with Dark Ritual- a powerful Greataxe.

Though lacking in elemental damage (only fire 5), the +7 enhancement bonus is highly attactive. One could also use scroll/spells to buff this item up even more! This would make a great Christmas present for your Ogrillon meat shield, er, I mean melee focused party companion.
Bruce, being the badass dragon that he is, also possesses a pair of massive "balls" which he drops. I tried rubbing them like the description recommends, but all I got was hairy palms. Then I started to go blind... what gives?!

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His balls are 50 lbs each! He's hung like no other. I think all of the bosses should drop body parts. Than shorty can build you a flesh golom for...personal uses. Oh and I want that axe for my wm/cleric
All I can say is "lol". Nice commentary Jim.
LMAO-ROF
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